TOMMY TOMKINSS AND HIS MAGIC KNAPSACK TOUR AMERICA WITH HIS INVISIBLE PALS FOR ZANY FUN NONSENSE.
    KEV                             JACK       'ARRY                                                                    
      THE HILLBILLY'S


WELL FOLKS NOW TO RECAP ON OUR TRAVELS.
WE WERE LAST IN THE CARIBBEAN FIGHTIN' CAPN' JACK SPARROW AND HIS NO GOOD PIRATES...U NO WOT WE BOTH WON..HOW DID WE DO THIS THIS WELL I WILL TELL YOU KIND FOLKS HOW WE DID IT ? YER KNOW IT WAS ONLY FUN NOBODY GOT HURT.  CUS THE CANNON BALLS FIRED WERE JUST DO..NUTS...YEP STRAIGHT FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS BACK YONDER IN GOOD 'OL US OF A.
MR DUNKIN HAD A COUSIN IN THE CARIBBEAN, HIS NAME WUS  DON AND HE HAD HIS BAKERY MAKIN' THE STUFF.
THEY WERE ROLLED IN PASTRY, CHOCOLATE
COVERED AND THEN THEY WERE READY TO FIRE..
TOMMY AND CAPN' JACK TOSSED UP TO SEE WHO HAD A CHOICE...A CHOISE OF WHAT U SAY...WELL THE FILLING OF COURSE EITHER STRAWBERRY OR CREAM....TOMMY CHOSE STRAWBERRY AND JACK CREAM.
AFTER THAT THE BATTLE COMMENCED ..IT WENT ON FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR THEN LONG JOHN SILVER THE REF..CALLED FOR A LITTLE BREAK...SO BOTH SIDES WHO WERE SPATTERED WITH STRAWBERRY AND CREAM THEN SETTLED FOR AFTERNOON TEA.
LATER THEY DECIDED TO SETTLE FOR A DRAW...
WOT A WASTE OF GOOD DONUTS SAID JACK, I AGREE SAID TOMMY......SO THE PAIR BECAME GOOD FRIENDS AND NOW SEND POSTCARDS TO EACH OTHER JUST TO KEEP
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DONUT NEWS. LIFES SO SWEET AT THE END.

OK BOYS AND GALS LETS HEAD OFF TO GOOD 'OL USA..
YEP SAID JACK, ME AN 'ARRY WANNA GO TO FORT LAUDERDALE TO SOME SHADE BATHING.. NOT SUN BATHING, YER SEE WE GET A LITTLE HOT UNDER OUR COLLARS WITH ALL THAT SUN.

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OK BOYS..SAID TOMMY LET'S GO, PULLING OUT THE LAND SEA AND AIR JET SKI OUT OF HIS MAGIC KNAPSACK.
ON THE WAY THEY SAW A CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP JUST LEAVING FORT LAUDERDALE, TELL U WHAT SAID JACK TO 'ARRY THE APE, I ALWAYS FANCIED A CRUISE LETS GO, ME TOO SAID KEV AND NIGE, SO TOMMY LET THEM OFF AND SAID 'SEE YOU LATER ON THE BEACH'
WAIT A BIT SAID 'ARRY, HOW WE GONNA GET ON THE SHIP FROM THE JET SKI ??..SEE YOU LATER FOLKS.

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WELL, HOWDY FRIENDS, THIS IS TOMMY AND I'M FEELING LONESOME, YER SEE AFTER THE OTHER GUYS LEFT TO GET A SHIP, THE HILLBILLY'S DECIDED TO SEE THEIR KIN FOLK IN TENNESSEE, YER SEE THEY GOT TROUBLE AT THE STILL, SOME CRITTERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WHISKY,  IT AINT STRONG ENOUGH SO THEY DECIDED TO GO AND SORT IT, LEAVING ME AND PINOCCHIO(PINO) HERE, SO I HOPPED
ON MY RUSTY FLYING TOOTHPICK AND HIGHTAILED IT TO MEET THE BOYS ON THE JETSKI.  GOT THERE JUST IN TIME THEY SPOTTED A SHIP JUST COMING OUT OF FORT LAUDERDALE HEADING FOR THE CARIBBEAN.  MEANWHILE THE HILLBILLY'S HAD A PROBLEM, HOW TO GET BACK TO TENNESSEE QUICK.    ANY WAY MARTY MOTORCYCLE SOLVED THE PROBLEM...HE EXTENDED HIS PILLION TO A 20 SEATER
AND THAT WAS FINE BUT NOW TO GET THE ROUTE BACK ?? SO HE SAID TO ME BEFORE I LEFT, TOMMY CAN YOU GET ME ROUTE 66 OUT OF YOUR MAGIC KNAPSACK, SURE I SAID AND ROLLED IT ALL 1500 MILES FORT LAUDERDALE TO TENNESSEE,  WAIT A MO SAID MARTY THAT ROAD GOES EAST TO WEST, I KNOW SAID TOMMY, MISTAKES DO HAPPEN' YER KNOW  !!
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SAYS TOMMY.

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR LIFT OFF.

SURE SAID NIGE, KEV,JACK...WHAT ABOUT YOU 'ARRY SAID TOMMY...

WELL IT'S A MIGHTY BIG JUMP FOR ME TOMMY SAID 'ARRY.

DON'T WORRY 'ARRY I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC BEAN POLE SEEDS IN MY MAGIC KNAPSACK.

HERE WE GO
SAID TOMMY SCATTERING A FEW AND SURE ENOUGH THE BOYS WERE SOON CLIMBING THE BEAN POLES IN TO SPACE
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